Some of these jokes are so cold you can turn off your air-con. You know, like those we told in the canteen. Why couldn’t the prawn walk? Because it’s lame sia.
Okay, warm-up’s done. Here’s 10 Primary School Jokes to make you groan…
1. A man was hit on the head by a can of Coke but he said it didn’t hurt. Why?
Because Coca-Cola is a soft drink…
2. A plain Bao went to watch a movie with Char Siew Bao. After the movie, the Char Siew Bao asked how he felt about the show. The plain Bao’s reply:
I have no filling.
3. What’s the heaviest noodle in the world?
Wanton Mee. HEHEHE.
4. Xiao Ming’s mum had three sons. She named the oldest brother Henry, and the second brother Harry. What’s the name of the third brother?
Xiao Ming lor!
5. A submarine can carry up to ten people. There were nine on board when a pregnant lady boarded. The submarine sank. Why?
Submarines are meant to sink…Duh!
6. The lights at the chinese restaurant were too bright so the owner decided to…
Dim Sum!
7. Here’s a three-in-one for you.
(i) Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?
To see butter fly…
(ii) Why did the boy throw water out the window?
To see water fall…
(iii)Why did the boy throw his art piece out of the window?
To pass with flying colours…
8. Xiao Ming stepped on some mud but his shoe wasn’t dirty. Why?
He wasn’t wearing shoes…
9. A black crab and a red crab are in a race. Which one will win?
A red crab is cooked… So you say leh?
10. And now for the finale…
One day, Char Siew Bao and Mee Kia got into an argument. Char Siew Bao got furious and shouted at Mee Kia, “I’m going to find you and hantam you!”
Char Siew Bao went to gather his friends Lian Rong Pao and Tau Sar Pao. Just then, Maggi Mee walked around the corner.
Immediately, the Baos started to beat him up. As Char Siew Bao was punching Maggi Mee, he shouted,
“Don’t think just because you perm your hair, we cannot recognise you!”
Mee Kia
Maggi Mee
I have lots more where that came from, but my editor is telling me to stop now.
Till next time… Why was the bowl of water so smelly? It was a toilet bowl…
(Ms Kopi O: STAPH PLS)
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