I don’t know whether you’ve ever played Cards Against Humanity so I’m going to give you a short introduction before we get to the good stuff. You are given question cards (black cards) and answer cards (white cards). The aim of the game is to be as horrible a person as possible when answering. If you have the best answer, you get to keep the black card to represent the points you have.
In the end, the one with the most black cards wins and may be able to trade those cards in for a membership in Hell. Below is a short list of the more epic combos during gameplay. (Readers’ discretion advised.)
1.
“It’s not you, it’s my raging, apocalyptic uterus.”
2.
Guys (& some girls), we need to be completely honest with ourselves, just one won’t cut it.
3.
Sometimes we all just need a little divine intervention.
4. 
“Na na na na Na na na na BATMAN!”
5.
“Absolutely Nothing!” (Condolences to all affected by World War 2) If you didn’t know, the song alluded to here is War by Edwin Starr. Basically the anti-war anthem for all.
6.
“Child abuse is when a parent or caregiver, whether through action or failing to act, causes injury, death, emotional harm or risk of serious harm to a child. There are many forms of child maltreatment, including neglect, physical abuse, sexual abuse, exploitation, and emotional abuse.”
I think being attacked by a giant snake fits this pretty well and let’s be honest, Dumbledore wanted Harry to go there.
7. 
“Baby, are you ready for the Big Bang?”
8.
Based on the way things are going now, this is not exactly a stretch. In fact, we can say that this is where it all started.
(Have you seen her latest photos?)
9.
Acne, body odour, hair everywhere, periods, responsibilities, etc.
10.
Word.
11.
“Surprise motherf*cker!”
12.
Here’s to all the single, attached and married men out there.
13.
Although it’d probably be Turkey right now.
14. 
Durex, 25 years old and younger.
15.
Here’s to shameless pandering of large multinational organisations!
