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Being Like Bill

Humour by Mr Yong / February 7th, 2016

At this current point of time, searching ‘Be Like Bill’ on Google returns me with just “About 1,140,000,000 results (0.58 seconds)”.

Some adore him, some absolutely hate him… Bill, the meme of the month, spreading like wildfire over Facebook. Bill, the poster child of the passive-aggressive movement. I mean, I’m not saying anything about you… It’s just that Bill’s like that – and everyone should be like Bill!

What’s it really like being Bill? We caught up with him in Singapore this weekend…

 

Hey Bill! What brings you to Singapore?

Well, everyone’s been searching for me… I’ve had enough Internet to last me a lifetime. I’m taking a break.

Bill’s has had enough Internet for today.
Bill decides to take a walk instead.
Bill is doing what many of us need to do.
Bill makes good choices.
Be like Bill.

Say, it’s pretty sunny here in Singapore. Could you pass me some shades?

Sure thing, Bill. Sure thing.

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